BBNo - 11|01 Session IPA Amarillo & Nelson

One smell is all it takes with Brew By Numbers, one smell and you're hooked for life. Any of their beers, regardless of what style you favour, one little whiff of any of their beers and you'll be a convert. It stands to reason that if you're new to the world of craft beer then you might start out with something a little less terrifying, maybe with words that you understand like "session." That's why this beer is so dangerous, yes it's 4.3% so it's not dangerous the same way that Un-human Cannonball is dangerous (a 12% triple IPA by Magic Rock) but this is the gateway drug, this is the unassuming little guy in a suit who stands at the back of fights in old kung fu films.

On the nose it's mellow and fruity, earthy through the core to soften it whilst still pronouncing that it exists. The body is a hazy golden that coyly beckons us to drink and the head is a fluffy pillow in which I could bury my entire face with no complaints.

What does it taste like? Well, as I said earlier, this is the perfect gateway drug... And I use that in the nicest possible way. It shows you what a normal strength IPA can be like, whilst giving you a leisurely walking tour of the refreshing bitterness and fruity hints that lie therein. It's not loud, it's not mind-blowing, but in its own way it is rather excellent.

The guys at BBNo decided not to make a session IPA the strength of the current crowd of low ABV beers as they feared it would affect the body, making it too weak structurally as opposed to weak in an alcoholic sense. They were bang on the money there, this is light and refreshing but still retains a rounded element that you definitely don't get from many beers at this percentage.

I'm starting to think that the guys from BBNo aren't brewers at all, I'm starting to think that they were sent from the future, already possessing the secrets to being masters of the beer-niverse... Either that or they're wizards... Yeah, I reckon they're probably wizards.

Food Suggestion: I would've loved one of these when I was on holiday in America. Supping at a cold plastic cup of 11|01 at Fenway Park instead of the partially cold Sam Adams seasonal thing I bought for $10. This needs sun and American ball-park food. Preferably a hot dog.

Drink this if you like: Gives me the same feeling that I get from Founders All Day IPA, the feeling of contentment.

Ska Brewing - Vernal Minthe Stout

"No, seriously, it tastes like an after dinner mint." Was the sales patter at Bambuni, the home of the best toastie I've ever eaten in a van.
"How's that even possible?!" I demanded, at which the gentleman shrugged and repeated himself.

"...Sold!"

What's not to like about this though? It pours like tar, has a head like Don King (that sounded less racist in my head) and makes everything it touches smell like an explosion at an Irish confectioners. You've got to, at least, enjoy what Ska do because it's quite clear that they do. What is it the kids say nowadays? "Zero ducks given?" Well, that's ska, they just don't gave a f... Ohhhhh, kids sure are foul mouthed these days.

On the nose it smells like stout (chocolate and coffee, we've been over this) and mint. Both strong, both loud and proud, both elements assaulting you like they were random encounter monsters in a Final Fantasy game. The body is true black too, no light coming through this one, this kind of black is where sunshine and happy thoughts go to reconsider their options in life... The smell really does stick with you, I've just noticed that while I was analysing the body and eyeing up the speckling I got another whiff and before I knew it half the glass was gone.

It is just... Absolutely ridiculous. It really does taste like an after dinner mint! There are little hints of sweetness from the malt and little tinges of liquorice as well but the big surprise factor here is that it actually does as it says. It's a Mint Chocolate Stout, a beer I've been craving since I first awakened to the world of craft beer.

I use no hyperbole when I say that this beer is an experience that every beer fan (especially if they're also an ice-cream fan... Which I am) HAS to try. Even if it's just once... Though based on my own personal experience, that definitely will not be the case.

Food Suggestion: Belgian waffles and vanilla ice cream. Indulge that sweet tooth like a lapsed Mormon in M&M world.

Drink this if you like: Not tried anything like it before. I know Thornbridge had a mint chocolate stout but it's definitely not regular and Shipyard have one too but... It's Shipyard. It's like comparing Apples and... Well, considerably worse apples that look like they're made of steel wool and moss.

Ska Brewery - Modus Hoperandi

What was the Modus Operandi of Ska Brewing when they made Modus Hoperandi? I imagine it was to make a badass beer that they could put suited skeletons on... In badass hats and shades! If you've ever looked at a can from Ska Brewing you'll notice that there's a list of words around the top of the can, I only mention this because this one says "recycle"  twice and "HHH" once, leading me to think that this was funded by a WWE recycling initiative.

It pours well, in fact it pours so well that someone with no hands and severe vertigo could pour it perfectly. It gives a fluffy 2 finger head and has a slightly orange tint to its particular shade of brown. The aroma is sweet, it's got that rich, lightly caramel, lightly herbal nose that you often get from Simcoe hops though I wouldn't dare guess whether that was the main hop here. Either way it smells delicious and mellow. It's starting to look like their Modus Hoperandi was to make Drew a particularly happy bunny... Though that seems intensely unlikely when you consider anything other than the last couple of sentences eg. reality.

It's lightly sweet, piney, earthy, bitter at the back and as refreshing as dunking your entire head in cool spring water on a sweltering hot day. Ska don't seem to like putting percentages on their cans so I'm not entirely sure how drunk I'm getting but considering how easy this is to drink, I'm sure the abv would've been redundant anyway. A soothing, comfortable, refreshing beer with character from a quirky brewery who don't play by the rules, even if they did know what they were.

Food suggestion: Americans hate Indian food for some reason, which is a shame because this would go particularly well with a Madras or a even something silly sweet like a Kashmir or butter chicken. So how about Mexican? That's the Indian food of America, right?

Drink this if you like: Double Simcoe IPA by Weyerbacher or Black Betty by Beavertown.

Ska Brewing - Euphoria Pale Ale

I can tell Ska don't play by the rules. There's a skeleton on the can wearing a bobble hat, that was the first clue. The second was that Euphoria Pale Ale is so dark that it's only a couple of shades away from what we would, technically, have to call "lying." I know Pale is everything that's not black but this is devilishly close to the edge. I won't hold it against them though, unless it doesn't taste any good, then there's gonna be hell to pay!

It pours well, slightly frisky with a 2 finger head that produces thick speckling. The aroma is lightly fruity, lightly earthy with a little hint of spice in there, the kind of spice you normally associate with Christmas. Quite an enticing smell, though not the most pronounced. Maybe it's the calm before the storm.

There are hints of dates and prunes as well as an earthy pine, draped on top of a refreshing but smooth body. It tastes like a lighter Christmas ale, it's got all the profiles, it's got the warming spice and the luscious red fruit flavours but it's just more refreshing. I love a good Christmas ale, they're always so thick and luxurious. This is a Christmas beer for those summer months.

Food Suggestion: Full turkey roast with all the trimmings... Or a turkey and stuffing sandwich from a petrol station.

Drink this if you like: Skeletons, Christmas, cans and 'Murica.

Oskar Blues - Dale's Pale Ale

I like to think that Dale got this beer named after him simply because his name rhymes with Pale and Ale. I like the world to be simple like that. There could be another reason but there's no blurb on the can so I'm going to assume that he's some sort of hermit who, until he created this beer for Oskar Blues, lived in the forest with a herd of owls and brewed using hollowed tree stumps to store his wonderful booze. This is probably all inaccurate.

Dale's Pale Ale pours a warm dark amber and gives you about 2 fingers of head, which leaves thick lacing, which in some parts of the glass creates a wall of suds. There is a slight herbal twang on top of the particularly sweet malty smell which pushes the aroma away from "standard" and towards "interesting." There's light earthy hop notes in there too which give hints to its character and flavour.

I don't know who this Dale is but I like the cut of his slacks! Dale's Pale Ale is light, creamy with a bitter twang, refreshing and slightly piney which suggests to me the use of Amarillo somewhere in the process. This is a beer that is quite dangerously drinkable and it's quite charming in a way. It pours like honey, smells a bit earthy, tastes a bit piney, I'm starting to think my ideas of Dale being a hermit from the woods aren't that far from the truth.

Whatever the truth of the matter is, this is an easily chuggable beer, which at 6.5% will do you few favours. Oskar Blues seem to make beer that tastes a few percentage points below where it actually is. This could be a 4.5%, I wouldn't be surprised. It just says to me that Oskar Blues are playing for keeps, they don't care about your liver and your responsibilities, they care about making smooth, delicious beer that obliterates your eyesight and/or memory!

Food Suggestion: Chips (English usage. Translation: Fries.) Home made chips with a dash of sea salt, preferably near a beach.

Drink this if you like: Any craft Pale with American hops.

Oskar Blues - Old Chub

Tip 1 for drinking a Scotch Ale: Drink it out of something with a handle, if times are hard and washing up has piled up on you then a measuring jug or saucepan will suffice. Tip 2: Drink on St. Patricks day to point out that St Patrick wasn't actually Irish. Tip 3: Drink heartily, scratch yourself and curse openly because you're a bad man who drinks scotch ale.

The last tip is even more appropriate for this beer, which is called old chub, which in some parts of England could be construed to mean a rather compromising situation for an elderly gentleman to be in. A somewhat unlikely situation without the use of a few blue pills too.

Old Chub is a rich, dark, beauty with a sweet, brown sugar, caramel aroma with a little hint of wood chips. It pours like molasses and comes out with just under a finger of head, which reduces down to light foam and it clocks in at a respectable 8%... Oh and it comes in a can. This may not seem like big news to my American readers but the only can you can traditionally get in England that hits 8% is special brew and, I assure you, that the name is rather misleading.

What you get from Old Chub is, well... Without being crude, a bit of an Old Chub yourself. It's rich and sweet with little twangs of raisin and creme brulee. It's as deep as the Mariana Trench, leaving a lasting impression that takes minutes to remove itself from your palate and at the end it's got that little kick you get from Scotch which differs from the afterburn you get from hops because even though they can be equal in sheer violence, this seems smoother. It's the difference between being beaten to death with a cricket bat and being beaten to death with a belt made from peacock leather.

When done properly the Scotch Ale can be the sweetest of treats for the glutton with Willy Wonka levels of candy cravings and I can attest to Old Chub being right on the money. It's dark, bold, smooth and packs a punch that you won't mind taking but will probably put you on the floor quicker than you think.

Food Suggestion: Definitely a dessert beer, best had with creme brulee, panacotta or even a cheese board.

Drink this if you like: That feeling you get when you've eaten too many sweets. The sugar rush, not the sensation of nausea and impending, involuntary, oral output.

Rogue - Brutal IPA

Have I ever had a bad beer from Rogue? No, I certainly have not! Have I heard stories about their beers ability to last when it travels... Well that's a different matter. Most septics I bump into, especially Oregon locals, have told me that Rogue are considerably better when had closer to home. I hear this and I consider the beers I've had, things like Yellow Snow IPA, like Mocha Porter, like the Voodoo Donuts, and though the latter was not as good as it could have been, they were still solid.

Well here's a beer that describes itself as Brutal, a bold claim if ever there was one. I essentially bought this because it sounded like a challenge. Not that I'm an advocate for massively over hopping beers, I've always believed in balance but my theory here is that it must be extreme enough to justify the name but restrained enough for it not to be utter swill. I'm actively hoping for tears of pain through the tears of joy.

It starts well, it's got a solid pour that even a chimp could get right. It's got a staunch finger of head that's bubbly, thick and doughy, which soon recedes into a light, white, layer of algae on this murky pond of mysteries. It smells sweet, bready, lightly spicy with hints of toffee and caramel thrown into the mix for good measure. Not entirely what I was expecting from something called BRUTAL IPA, or even anything I'd expect from a regular IPA, this seems to have let the malt do the talking, leaving the hops to lie in wait.

The taste is, well it's not brutal, but it's still bloody lovely. It has that slight glacier mint feel that you get with the Polaris hop but there's a figgy pudding element as well as a satisfying burn from the bitterness at the end. I definitely feel like it's missing something though and I don't blame Rogue, I blame myself for not living nearer to Rogue.

I really do love their stuff and I seriously dig their style but I fear that I may not be able to comprehend what they're really capable of until I see them in person. This isn't a bad beer and it's well worth the money but... It's like there's the ghost of the beer it used to be hanging over it.

Food Suggestion: Sounds like an odd suggestion but a bit of Welsh Rarebit would go down particularly well right now. Don't know what that is? It's a fancy ass cheese on toast with marmite.

Drink this if you like: The new Pale Ale Polaris by The Kernel, as previously alluded to, is somewhat similar but this has a bit more body and a bit more stodge.

Port Brewing - Hop-15 Ale

You just know it's going to be a good one, all the stars have aligned. It cost me more than £10 even with my discount, it's by Port Brewing (who can do no wrong) and it's one of the Port Brewing numbers that hasn't revolved around some sort of surfing pun or tidal theme. Don't get me wrong, the surf pun ones are brilliant, like Board Meeting and Shark Attack (not so much a pun, more a grim prediction,) but when they decide to name their beers after something else, that's when you know you've got something funky on your hands. This, for example, is called Hop-15 and on the label it has pictures of WW2 style bombers carpet bombing a pint with hop bombs. As far as imagery goes it's not the most subtle but it sure is informative. They don't make this very often and that's probably because they use ALL THE HOPS to make this beer, it takes up too much space so I guess they can only do it when they're ahead of schedule with production... And do you know any successful breweries who ever produce substantially more than is being sold?

This rich mahogany beauty pours softly with a head that creeps up on you before settling at a soft, cakey, finger of head with sticky speckling. It smells lightly of caramel and spices with a little pine, it's not overpowering as an aroma and it somewhat disguises that it's packing 10%.

What you get as far as taste goes is far more than I ever could have expected. You start off with a sweet malt with a smooth, velvety texture, a texture that reminds me of watching old adverts for milk chocolate. After that, though, you get all of the EVERYTHING, it's deep and interesting with herbs, citrus, spices, piney earthiness and a slight run of liquorice. It's smooth but it stings at the end, Hop-15 seems to be taking on some sort of delicious and extravagant roller coaster ride, which ends with me wanting to ride again and again until I vomit in a bush.

Beers like this, beers that have so many hops that are just slammed into a heavy beer, can be so immensely overpowering that your palate just doesn't have a chance to register everything. Not the case here, not the case at all. This is so wonderfully balanced that you are given the chance to enjoy what I suspect is Simcoe and Amarillo as well as (again what I suspect is) centennial, chinook and saaz (though I could be wrong,) on top of a whole bunch of other awesome hops. Sometimes it's nice to have your face blown clean off your skull by sheer hop fire power but the rest of the time it's a joy to truly enjoy beer. I'd say it's the difference between getting the hottest phaal at a curry house in Newcastle and getting a Madras from a Michelin star restaurant. This is the latter, this is Michelin star stuff... You know, if we simple beer folk had that kind of bollocks.

Food Suggestion: Cheese board AND a meat platter! Get on it!

Drink this if you like: Denogginizer by Drake's or any of the hench American Doubles by Green Flash.

De Molen - Amarillo

When it comes to the realms of barrel-aged beasts that are as dark as "The Nothing" from Neverending Story and as deeply complex as all of Steve Buscemi's facial expressions, I trust De Molen with the same level of loyalty and devotion that I would normally reserve for middle-distant family members and childhood pets. When it comes to their light stuff though... Well that's a different story. I may just have been unlucky but I've had 4, 2 were infected, 1 was flat and the last was just sad and mediocre. So it was that with much apprehension I purchased Amarillo, a Double IPA-ish (they like saying ish at the end. It gives the impression that they're not entirely sure what they're doing. I know that they do but it does somewhat plant the seed of doubt.)

It pours well (into my branded De Molen glass,) with a malted-milkshake type haze in the body and a colour that reminds me a bit of malteasers. The head is frothy, happy and fine, leaving thin but determined speckling that sticks like bathroom tile sealant. As expected there is a nice earthy aroma but, being De Molen, there is a little kick, an orange spiciness with a hint of cloves. Maybe this could be the beer that turns it all around!

Wow! I did not expect that from an IPA called "Amarillo"! Though now that I look closer I come to understand that it was dry hopped with Amarillo and that the main hops were sladek and saaz (De Molen LOVE saaz.) What this gives you is a rich, zingy, lightly sweet IPA with a candied orange afterglow. The malt in this is particularly well established, bringing in the sweetness that has a big hand in making that orange afterglow such a treat.

I think I can officially say that the tides have turned for my opinion on anything by De Molen that isn't black as pitch, though this is 9.2%, it's not a massive stretch. That all being said and all former impressions put to one side, this is a particularly charming double IPA that is refined, balanced and inexorably quaffable. Well played, chaps, well played.

Food Suggestion: Duck in any form will fit this well, especially duck a l'orange, though we no long live in the 70's so that may well not be an option anymore... Hoisin duck wrap from Waitrose? That'll do.

Drink this if you like: It is similar, in ways, to Citrus Ninja by Westbrook and Dennoginizer by Drakes, one with the citrus elements and the other in regards to its luxurious mouth feel and malt characteristics.

The Kernel - Table Beer

How have I not reviewed this yet?! In the last 2 months I've demolished over 40 330ml bottles of it and I still managed to completely miss the fact that I've not reviewed it. I guess I just never clicked that I like to review beer and that table beer is beer. Do you remember when I finally reviewed Affligem? It was after I'd demolished a case of the stuff. I'd definitely taken a good thing for granted and I'm pretty sure I've done the same again.

I think it pays testament to the beer that you can drink so many without having to think about anything much at all. Most people would say that's a bad thing. I disagree. It takes a lot of skill and a lot of craft to make something that you don't have to think about and can simply enjoy. Mass produced lagers fail because I always end up thinking "aw, why am I drinking this?!" whereas if I think anything at all when I drink table beer it is a low-pitch contented purr.

There is little out of the ordinary about Table Beer, it's a low ABV pale, often around 2.7-3.3% and uses a variety of hops that often depend on what batch you get and the flavours seem to depend on what mood the brewers were in on that day. What you will always get, however, is something that's a slightly sweet, often citrussy tasting pale with a fruity/floral aroma, light speckling and low to medium carbonation.

It is a masterclass in how to make simple beer with no airs and graces, no wish to be superior, simply a wish to exist and exist well.

Food Suggestion: Dinner. Lunch at a push.

Drink this if you like: Beer.

Thornbridge - Chiron

Ok, I think we get the general idea by now. I love Thornbridge, it's almost unhealthy how much I love Thornbridge, they can do everything, they can do big batch stuff that tastes like most brewer's small batch stuff and they make small batch stuff that tastes like the TEARS OF MIGHTY ODIN! Today I've got Chiron, bought from Bambuni in Nunhead (great place for a spot of lunch and a beer!) It's an American Pale, 5%, there's nothing entirely special about that... Or is there? ... No. However, the moment you pop the cap is when the magic starts and this pours like an absolute dream, giving 2 fingers of the whitest, softest, pillowy, head I've seen in a while. I imagine it'll leave some speckling but it's barely gone down at all, it's the perfect height, texture and colour and it sits on top of a warm amber/golden body that looks like it's going to be equal parts comforting and refreshing. I intend to put that to the test!

The smell is fresh, pronounced and hoppy, with a little hint of yeast coming through. It tastes biscuity and smooth, zingy to open and bitter to finish with little hints of liquorice, but it's the kind of beer you could session, and you'd make a conscious effort not to begrudge the hangover. It's got a good mouth feel, it's rounded and interesting; there's plenty going on but not enough to confuse or befuddle. It is beguiling and enchanting without being full-on witchcraft.

Whenever you see a review of Thornbridge from me in the future, let me sum it up for you in caveman speak:

"Ug, Drew are like Thorny Bridge. It are good. It are make Drew face do happy smile time. Ug Food pairing? Hot, dead, mammoth."

Food suggestion: ...Mammoth, what did I just say?

Drink this if you like: If you like the Westbrook guys or Sierra Nevada then you'll get a kick out of this. I imagine you'll like it if you're just generally a fan of Thornbridge too... Which you should be.

Odell - Myrcenary

Excuse the lack of actual picture. My old phone snuffed it.

I like Odell. End of review.

No, I obviously can't just leave it at that. I like Odell because they've got a certain American swagger to them, they've got an idiosyncratic style and, most importantly, they tend to make great beer. I can tell just from smelling this heavily hopped double IPA (the "i" standing for incredible in this case) that this beer is going to be right up my alley. Named for Myrcene, a component of essential oils in the hop flower, this looks to deliver big in all departments and before I even take a sip they're already half there. The aroma is intense, giving you grapefruit and mixed floral tones as well as letting you get a whiff of some of the rich malt that has to be going on in there. It's well behaved on the pour, giving a wafer thin head and a cloudy, pale, body. On top of that it packs in a 9.3 percentage, which is enough to put anyone under a table and out of commission.

The thing I really like about Odell is how they sell their beer, they don't do the whole Brewdog "better than thou" routine, they're the quiet kid with the big ideas, not the flashy guy who's obviously overcompensating. Odell are more Richie than they are The Fonz but the Fonz was uneducated and lived above a garage. Richie won Oscars... Maybe I'm getting things mixed up. Anyway...

It tastes smooth and sweet, rich and creamy, with caramel and subtle bitterness running throughout. There are punches of tropical fruit, so many punches of fruit in fact that I could mistake this for fruit punch... Frikkin' AWESOME fruit punch! It's obviously still beer but it's got so much and so little going on at the same time, it can be what you want it to be. Do you want to taste and feel the complexity of a high quality beer? Done! Feel the frikkin' rainbow of tropical jazz assault your face area! Do you want to just relax and slowly feel yourself becoming more and more drunk until you pass out and your cats start to eat you because they thought you were dead? Done! You could easily mistake this for a 5% beer and you'd be on the floor before you knew it... Also cats are dumb.

So should you buy this beer? I don't know... Do you like beer? You do?! Then hecks to the yes! Get this down you like your throat was engulfed in flame and this was some sort of soothing liquid... Which it is... Coincidence? I think not!

Food Suggestion: This makes me think of the movie Waitress... Don't ask, my girlfriend made me watch it. What it makes me think of is how this beer would go extremely well with ALL OF THOSE PIES!!! NOMNOMNOM! (Please insert further assorted netspeak that illustrates my point.)

Drink this if you like: Happiness.

Westerham - Audit Ale

Though the idea of getting an audit from your ale may be an unpleasant one, I can assure you that there is nothing sinister in this name apart from maybe some shady dealings in regards to its history but I can only imagine that the ale itself had a minimal effect on that. Oddly enough I was talking to Westerham Brewery over twitter, waxing lyrical about Viceroy and they mentioned that I should try the Audit. I said I'd try my hardest to find it and then, naturally, instantly forgot. A week later it magically appeared on the shelves of The Bottle Shop, a set of circumstances that seem WAY too convenient but if this beer is half as good as Westerham say it is then I'll be sure to be a happy chap.

It pours a dark mahogany with a light, wispy, head that fades quickly. The aroma has hints of fruit, bitter hops and bread, leading me to think that this is going to be a round, thick, hearty ale with sweet and bitter components that play on the tongue like a mouse and a grasshopper who were both orphaned but became the best of friends... I've been wrong in the past. Sometimes it wasn't a mouse at all. It was a vole.

It instantly hits you with big bitter notes that stick to your tongue like limpets, which combined with a heavy, rounded and imposing body, leave you with the sense that the ale is bullying you into loving it. It never goes too far with the bitterness and the body is more playful in its attempts at rough housing your senses than it is actually do you physical harm. It definitely feels like the kind of thing they would have had 200 years ago, it feels like the kind of thing the masters at Hogwarts would drink.

It's thick, bitter, lightly fruity, imposing and, still, thoroughly enjoyable. At 6.2% I would happily see my way to drinking 4 or 5 of these in an evening without begrudging my hangover the next day. Cheers Westerham! You done good, chaps!

Food Suggestion: I would love to have a pint of this whilst sitting in a country pub in the 50s, hops hanging from the ceiling, pipe smoke hanging heavy in the air and a bit of game pie in front of you or, even, a full beef roast if it were a Sunday. Sounds like the perfect use of a time machine to me.

Drink this if you like: Similar in style and taste to "Kill Your Darlings" by Thornbridge but less plummy, less bready, with a punch more bitterness.

Partizan - Single Patersbier

I do enjoy when countries other than Belgium attempt Belgian style beer... It's pretty cool when Belgium do it too but they've got a horrifically unfair advantage right from the off. I've described Partizan before as players in the craft revolution but after actually visiting the brewery a couple of times I came to the realisation that they weren't players, no, these guys (and gals) are soldiers! Scrapping away at the front line, trying to give us hardy beer geeks the innovation and quality that we crave!

The Single Patersbier smells zesty and fresh with that lovely raw beer scent hanging around, which I love. The pour is as frisky as a March hare in Chernobyl, leaving a generous 2 finger head (which sounds like something you'd see on a sign in Amsterdam) and producing a beautifully light, pale, cloudy, body with heavy fizz that's just begging to be chugged like a thirsty hog at the only watering hole in the forest.

It feels fantastically light! The head fizzles away to nothing as it touches your lip and the body is like drinking bitter-sweet air. There's a hint of the sweet shop in the after taste and hop bitterness as an opener but it's surprising just how drinkable it is! It's refreshing and has enough going on for me not to dismiss it as a watery beer. It's got that thick, lively, head that's just happy to see you, like that receptionist your company gave a forced lobotomy to. It sticks around for the duration too, it's not the kind to go ugly early and just sod off, that head is in it to win it!

This is a real winner! Maybe not a complex, barrel aged, beast with smoky bacon overtones but this just hits the spot and it hits it good... With a lovely, refreshing, stick.

Food suggestion: This really wouldn't be out of place in a Belgian restaurant, which is testament to the job Partizan have done, so I'd happily pair this with Moules Frites.

Drink this if you like: Orval is pretty close to this, though it has slightly more zing. This would do you well if you wanted something a bit less wafty than a saison but something not quite as heavy as typical Belgian blond. We're really splitting hairs here though.

BBNo - 01|08 Saison Wai-Iti & Lemon

"So what's Wai-Iti like?" I asked Dave of BBNo.
"It's lemony, low alpha acid, really lemony." Was the reply.
"And you paired that with lemon?" There was a slight pause "ALL THE LEMONS!!! THIS CAN'T FAIL!!!"

Some of those words may not have actually been said. Regardless! The lovely folk of BBNo gave me a couple of bottles of their newest brew, a 6.2% saison, a few days before its grand unveiling. I sure am a lucky little scamp, huh?

The instant comparison would be with Limoncello IPA by Siren, another relatively new beer that tastes like ALL THE LEMONS!!! Though that was rather more beefy in structure and broad in the way it casually performs chiropractic adjustments on your face. This, on the other hand, seems somewhat more measured, more subtle and, dare I say it, ever so slightly more refined. I would also imagine that a light, spritzy, saison also suits the flavour of lemon more than a thicker, heartier, IPA (though I love the Limoncello IPA.)

The head is wafty and cloud-like, sitting unevenly on an equally cloudy body, which sits on just the right side of gold for it to be easily confused with yellow from a distance. The aroma is soft and inviting. Lemon? Yes, of course. Anything else? Aha! Yes! ... Saison yeast smell! (Obvious things are obvious.) So far it's doing everything it says on the bottle. I like that in a beer.

It tastes deeper and richer than their other Saisons, which can probably be credited to the 6.2% volume, however it still retains the refreshing qualities and playful zing that have become synonymous with Brew By Numbers. Is there a lot of lemon? Yes and no. There's enough lemon so that it is not over powering, letting the textures of smooth malt and the hoppy zing shine through. It plays with the other elements, complimenting them and reminding us that we're not drinking cold lemsip, we're drinking craft beer.

The smoothness, the sweet maltiness, the saison spring and the round lemon flavours make this beer a tough one to put down, especially when it's cold. It doesn't matter what the weather's like outside, I'd drink a cold one of these even if I'd just been snowed in.

Food suggestion: Chicken! Specifically Lemon Chicken. ALL THE CHICKEN WITH ALL THE LEMON AND ALL THE LEMON CHICKEN!!! ... LEMONS!!!

Drink this if you like: As I mentioned earlier, if you were a fan of Limoncello IPA by Siren you'd probably be a fan of this. You'd also love this if you liked The Trooper by Robinsons, you know, the Iron Maiden beer. This one isn't made by the lead singer of Iron Maiden but it does have the distinct advantage of actually being a good beer.

Drake's - Denogginizer

Well if that isn't just a beautiful looking pint! A clean, clear, oak body with 2 fingers of fluffy, marshmallow head sitting on top of it. That, however, pales in comparison to the smell, which is that rich, thick, American Double IPA smell, the one that makes you want to cry a bit, the one that makes your liver want to cry a bit, the one that makes your peni... Whoa! I think I went a bit too far there! When you look at the hops though, it's hard not to get carried away a little, they've concentrated mainly on Simcoe and Columbus with little bits of Amarillo and Cascade. What a dream team! I'm a huge fan of Simcoe, it just makes certain types of IPA really hum and there's not another hop out there with quite the same earthiness, quite the same depth, quite the same POWER. The carbonation is relatively high, which means the head's sticking around for a while, which I like, it's leaving some thick, bubble bath, speckling too.

It's all very well and good looking pretty and smelling nice, I would compare this to a beautiful woman (you know how you can compare everything to a beautiful woman,) but the next question was going to be "but does it taste good?" ...No, actually I think I can get away with that. If you think that's a sordid comparison then you've got a filthy mind... You dirty birdy!

It tastes like a perverted mug of hot chocolate. The mouth feel... The texture... The way the foam feels as you drink... It's just unfair is what it is. How is anyone supposed to compete with that? The sensation of getting a smooth hoppy rush through the medium of a milky, luxurious, imperial IPA is just... As I say, it's unfair. A 9.75% beer should not drink like an artisan vanilla milkshake made from milk whose cows were being given sensuous massages at the time of milking. What you get, taste wise, is sweet malt, earthy hops and smacks of raisin. There's a hint of wood too but it is only a hint.

I didn't know who Drake's were before, but now I don't want to drink anything else. What an absolutely STUNNING beer! The really terrifying thing about this beer is that, for me to be drinking it right now, it has to have travelled from San Leandro in California to Mikkeller in Denmark to the Bottle Shop in Canterbury, that's nearly an 8000 mile trip for a liquid that, traditionally, does NOT travel well at all.

I've got to try this from the source! I bet it's like crack if crack was made of happy thoughts and sunshine.

Food Suggestion: Food? FOOD?! Must you eat at a time like this?! Fine! Blue cheese, crackers, caramelised onion chutney (or fig) and a bit of celery... But don't go mad on it, ok? You've got beer to drink.

Drink this if you like: Similar in flavour to Green Bullet by Green Flash but the feel of it is much more akin to a really luxurious milk stout... I can't think of one. Lugene! That'll do... Doesn't quite do the beer justice but it'll do.

BBNo - 01|01 Saison Citra

Whenever I used to ask pub owners or barmen/women in London about Brew by Numbers I would universally get the same response and that would be "Oooooooooh! Saison Citra!" Which became tiresome after a while because it's like asking a whole load of people about Queen, only to get "Ooooooooooh! Bohemian Rhapsody!" Not that I don't like Bohemian Rhapsody, love it in fact, but there's more to Queen than that and there's more to BBNo than Saison Citra. However, at the time it was one of 2 beers that I had seen regularly from them, which I later found out was because of their relative scale as a brewery... Small. They've since invested heavily, got some really fancy new kit, and now they have mountains of beer in spaces where once there was only the potential for mountains of beer. Another reason that this may well be so fixed in peoples minds is that this was brewed at The Kernel and we all know about their intensely high standards now, don't we?

It pours like the perfect Saison, a light hazy, golden, body with cloud-like fluff that's so thick and luxurious that you could easily ice a cake with it. It's a single hop Citra but it has a few spices in the brew too so I expected the aroma to be zesty and interesting. I wasn't wrong. Zesty is EXACTLY the word I would use to describe it, so much so that I've now described it as such twice. It smells clean and lemony fresh like an organic cordial or walking into a lemon tree and breaking your nose, though without all the blood and pain (depending on how many of these you drink.) The head seems to want to remain throughout the entire duration of the drink and I imagine it'll still be there when I've finished. BBNo have managed to create the perfect head that is crisp, white and remains constant at exactly 1 finger.

Regardless of what time of year it is (it's winter) when you drink 01|01 you feel refreshed. Were you refreshed before? Well prepare to be EVEN MORE REFRESHED! The citric notes, hop zing and creamy head (it's odd that I actually notice it while I'm drinking it, it's really creamy and actually adds to the beer!) make this an instantly rejuvenating, refreshing, comforting, zingy wonder.

There's a reason people love Bohemian Rhapsody and it's because it's awesome.

Food suggestion: Lime sorbet, treat yourself to all the zingy madness in the world and bask in the worst ice cream headache you've ever had.

Drink this if you like: Similar in its refreshing nature to some of the Lost Abbey wonders but that one's down to interpretation.

BBNo - 05|03 IPA Amarillo Mosaic

I love an IPA I do, there's just something about having more hops than someone else, it's rather satisfying in an underlying unintentionally classist kind of way. Maybe it's not even that, maybe it's just that over the years I've associated a more pronounced hoppy flavour with a better quality of beer. Whatever it is I know that if someone asked me what my favourite hops were I'd say "OMG! AMARILLO AND MOSAIC! LIKE, TOTALLY!" Which is particularly convenient for this review because BBNo have only bloody well put them in an IPA together! (Though the label says Amarillo and Citra, something you might want to look at, guys ;) )

It's exactly how an IPA should look, clean, crisp, pure, with a thick head... Until you decide to dump the sediment in and completely ruin the aesthetic. I prefer it with a little bit of sediment anyway, I'll leave it for a little while but then I'll dump the sediment in like Dr. House dumps pills in his face. The thing I think is interesting about this, more so than the hops, is the malt they've used. Wheat and Munich (malts are important!) both of which normally create very smooth, very clean and crisp, drinkable beers and both are utilised heavily in German beer, which is as addictive as crack cocaine if you drink it fresh and from the source. So what I expect is a medium aroma, nothing massive, followed by a big hoppy burst and earthy pine qualities running through the core.

I got the aroma right, it's understated, it's refined, it's got a little bit of pine to it, which will probably be the Amarillo coming through. The head has started to recede too, no miracles like with the Saison Citra, which seemed to last beyond the 2 minutes it took me to finish that little beauty off. I was pretty close with the taste too, there's a whole opening act of hop bitterness that instructs more than it assaults, followed by a scene that revolves around a snowy forest, there's pine everywhere! This beer is a perfo
rmance, it goes through acts and scenes, some bitter and poignant, some earthy and comforting. All I can really say for sure is that this is some top quality brewing. Really, really, top knotch IPA especially considering how new to the scene they are. With only a handful of beers to their name they've already streaked ahead of people like Camden and Crate (easily) and are knocking on doors that belong to people like The Kernel. The quality is comparable! Seriously impressive beer!

Watch out for these guys. I want to say "they'll surprise you," but I've ruined all of that, haven't I?

Food suggestion: I always say Indian food for an IPA but this one has to be specific, it has such a smoothness and such a bite that only a top quality, creamy, sweet curry will do. Something like a Kashmir would fit the bill particularly well.

Drink this if you like: If you liked Wyoming Sheep Ranch by Buxton, you'll definitely like this.

BBNo - 01|07 Saison Nelson Sauvin

I mean the next sentence in the nicest way possible. 01|07 smells more like fancy soap than it does beer. I hate that I have to justify this, but I will.

We, as men, have little regard for things we cannot eat, drink, fix or kill and therefore the world of soap beyond the basics (dove, imperial leather, a brick,) is utterly baffling to us. This is why, whenever we are forced (by a broken shower) to actually take a bath, half of the scented body butters and bath salts will invariably go missing. This is because we will either attempt to eat them or turn the bath itself into some sort of stew, comfortable in the knowledge that we may never drink the stew because the main ingredient is our very own sweat, grime and effluence. That being said, though the body butter with jojoba beans (whatever the hell they are) and guava faces may taste like regurgitated ass, it'll smell good enough to draw us in... In some cases time and time again. In the case of 01|07, I reckon this would be some sort of apple and tropical fruit facial scrub that'd go well on toast or as a substitute for Nesquik.

Luckily this has the added bonus of tasting as good as it smells. It has a much more rounded body than many Saisons but retains a little hoppy zing that really gives you a kick if you fancy chugging it, which will invariably happen because the mouth feel is just the right shade of medium. The speckling is light but it spreads like a forest fire. There's a slight medicinal hint in the background which I don't think I'm entirely weird for liking, mostly because it helps with this kind of beer. It's like the ghost of salt living in the house that fruit built.

Another summer beer due to it's deeply refreshing nature but the rounder body means this beauty can be enjoyed all year round. Definitely worth the money, time and calories if you're on some sort of diet that involves counting them... Another example of something we don't understand.

Food Suggestion: Onion rings. Greasy ones. This beer almost tastes good for you, it really needs levelling out with something awful.

Drink this if you like: Similar mouth feel to the Saison Dupont but tastes more like the Dupont Biolegere. If I made a Saison, I'd settle for being compared to the big daddy of the breed.

BBNo - 03|02 Porter Liberty

Ok, fine, I'll start using their full names. I still think this would look a lot more badass if it was just 03|02, there'd be more mystery... In fact, this is my blog, I'll settle for some sort of self imposed middle ground, in this case it's by completely caving. Yay! 03|02 reads like a single hopped porter with impressive head but is actually Liberty/Zeus. It has light speckling and a body so dark that I recently heard a black hole remark "Oh sh*t! Now that is dark!" Upon seeing the drink being poured.

The scent is warm and all encompassing, hitting you with a massive punch of coffee and dark chocolate... Granted those are things you're always going to get with a porter but with this you at least get a whole lot of it. Before even taking a single sip I can already tell that this beer is going to be sturdy and steadfast, as comforting as an old pair of slippers and as enjoyable as seeing a sad clown quit his stupid job and do something worthwhile with his life. I don't even know that for sure but there's got to be something said for the fact that this beer can make me think that that's what's going to happen even without drinking it... Which really has to be the core point for beer even existing.

Well that's just ridiculous. That's it, I'm getting my coat and I'm going home... That was fast. Words can't really describe what a beautiful porter this is. My main beef with the breed is that they're samey and dull, they all have a little chocolate, a little coffee and sometimes they'll have a nice mouth feel too. 03|02 is like no porter I've ever had before because it is true to what a porter should be.

Ok, history lesson time, in the 18th Century the Porter became popular amongst hotel porters in London, which in itself is dull but it does explain the name. It is generally believed that the porter is the middle ground between a stout and an ale, though it is more accurate to say that it is simply a descendent of brown beer. This means that a traditional porter must contain characteristics of both an ale and a stout. 03|02 has exactly that! It has a medium mouth feel, which makes the beer more refreshing than it does rich or comforting, and that lets the hoppy bitterness mix with the malty sweetness, creating an easily sessionable, mildly complex, extremely pleasurable porter that can be had just below room temperature in winter or cold in summer. This is a real all-rounder, a credit to the name and a credit to the history.

Food Suggestion: I'd happily have this with a steak, barely cooked and bloody as a surgery floor on "national blindfold day." A glass of bitter, hoppy, sweet, darkness to go with it to make you feel like a real man. Maybe afterwards you should do some bench presses and fix a car. Manly. As. Balls.

Drink this if you like: I might go out on a limb and say this is the best Porter I've ever had. I never really got on with them before but this is a real head turner. I'd say that if you like any Porter by a high quality American brewery like Founders or Southern Tier then you'll LOVE this.